This inspiration is what they have below the waist – the penis! No wonder, after all men are so concerned about this thing and its size that it would be really odd not to mention it throughout the planet. Big and small dicks rule the world!

Here are 10 top themes picked up as the penis songs of all time. Just one warning, keep an eye out for your mom when listening, because the lyrics may contain indecent words.

“Enormous Penis” performed by Da Vinci’s Notebook (USA). Currently disbanded, the group stays famous in the hearts of their fans by this thing from the album “Brontosaurus” (2002).

“The Penis Song” performed by Macklemore from his album “The Language of My World.” This Seattle artist is not the best rapper, but he keeps it honest with this funny song, where he feels insecure about his penis size.

“Pony” performed by Ginuwine. The lyrics are about a man who is looking for a horny partner to ride his pony. Oh dear, you understand that the meaning has nothing to do with horses. Don’t envy. After all, who knows, maybe this organ is shaped like a poor animal?

“The Penis Song” performed by the characters of Selma Blair, Christina Applegate, and Cameron Diaz in a movie “The Sweetest Thing.” The girls are gossiping in a café about a new boyfriend and start singing about how girls have to praise the male organ.

“That’s That” performed by Snoop Dogg. This piece features a melody from a movie “Coming to America” (1988). There was a scene in the bathroom where the character of Eddie Murphy gets washed by his female servants. “The Royal Penis Is Clean” song reached number 20 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.

“Love Gun” performed by the American hard rock band KISS. The theme was released in an album of the same name in 1977. Vocalist Paul Stanley claimed in his interviews that it was one of his favorite songs, since it was played on every KISS tour. Surprisingly, it stalled on the US singles chart at number 55.

“The Penis Song” performed by Monty Python. The theme is both extremely silly and incredibly catchy. However, in this case the catchiness works against it, only if you don’t want to be walking along the street and be caught singing “one-eyed trouser snake.”

“Detachable Penis” performed by King Missile. This theme was released in 1993 and is devoted to removable genitalia. It pictures a man with a detachable male organ who is searching for it because it has been misplaced.

“Monster” performed by Fred Schneider. The singer looks at his pants and sees a monster inside, which elicits interesting reactions in this clip. This little monster is even depicted a couple of times in the video. So be conscious while watching it with the audience. Filled with humor, hypnotic beats, and double meaning, the song was very hot in the 80’s.

“Sledgehammer” performed by Peter Gabriel. He is recognized as one of the greatest voices in art rock. Still, a few people can realize what exactly the subject is. After reading the lyrics, it becomes so obvious that you wonder how you didn’t notice it before. Actually, the hints are given when the video starts, showing how sperm flows under a microscope.